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Hmm, defining a time duration in funny ways... That's tricky because most definitions would be straightforward but boring. I need to find the intersection between accuracy and humor here. First thought: exaggerate how ridiculous small amounts of time can feel when you're waiting for something agonizingly slow. Like comparing it to geological epochs or eternal damnation - that always gets a chuckle from people who've waited ages for coffee. Wait, they also want an "edgy" example sentence... That means taking the mundane phrase and twisting it into something unsettling while keeping it literal enough not to be completely off-putting. I should probably avoid being too dark though - edgy but still intelligent, remember? Maybe play with cosmic horror vibes where 12 minutes feels like an eternity that could change reality or something. The waiting for interdimensional parasites to arrive angle writes itself! User seems to appreciate wit and irony based on how they phrased the request. They're probably in a playful mood but want substance beneath the humor too. I'll need to balance technical accuracy with absurd escalation. Also, since they specified "humorous" first, their edgy example should maintain comedic timing while being genuinely creepy. Maybe use hyperbole about time dilation
